With this declaration “Sorry Helen, I Only Eat Food With Seasoning In It.” — a bold, clever, and culturally charged graphic tee made for the savvy, style-driven individual who knows that flavor is not a preference — it’s a principle.
Crafted on the industry-leading t-shirt — renowned for its ultra-soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels luxurious against the skin — this tee doesn’t just look good, it feels good all day long. With a modern retail fit and side-seamed construction that flatters every body type, it sets a premium foundation for your wardrobe.
Why this tee matters:
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Personality in Every Thread: The message speaks with confidence and cultural nuance — celebrating Black culinary identity and playful defiance against bland norms.
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Premium Comfort: The shirt is crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors), offering a breathable, smooth, next-to-skin softness that’s perfect for everyday wear.
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Designed for Durability: Pre-shrunk and crafted with quality stitch construction, this tee will retain shape and softness wash after wash — a dependable staple that outlasts trends.
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Style That Speaks: A classic crew neck and unisex fit make it effortless to wear solo or layered under jackets and hoodies — ideal for streetwear outfits, cultural events, or everyday expression.
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a cultural conversation starter. It identifies you as someone who cherishes authentic flavor, heritage, and style with unapologetic boldness.
Wear It Loud. Wear It Proud. Make It Yours.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and long-lasting structure
- DTF/DTG printed sleeves and neck label options ensuring crisp, vibrant graphics
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and WRAP standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
